Simplistic Reviews Presents: Cinema and Suds, Unforgiven and The Wild Bunch/Ranger Creek Mesquite Smoked Porter

Who hasn't dreamed of being a cowboy at some point in their lives?  Riding the open plains, looking for outlaws, or even being a outlaw.  Upholding or breaking the law.  Getting drunk in bars, enjoying the company of a young lady on the 2nd floor of a saloon, or even shooting the gun at the feet of someone yelling at them to "Dance!"In...

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Breaking Bad Predictions (Justin's Take)

Okay so this is it.Today its all over.One of the most brilliant shows ever to be placed on the boob tube is ending, and it might go out in a bang! After 61 episodes Breaking Bad is ending on the 62nd episode in-titled; "Felina".and if you haven't heard yet:FeLiNa...

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What We've Learned From Breaking Bad

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Simplistic TV: Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D

TIE-INAgents of Shield - Tie-InWhat do you do when you have a billion dollar IP and you are a billion dollar network?  Well, you try to make few billion more.  Just like what Justin Timberlake said in "The Social Network;"  "A million dollars isn't...

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It's a Disaster

It's a Disaster: Splendid2012 / 88 min / Comedy | DramaIf you're looking for a film to watch this week I found it.With all the crap that is around these days on TV and even in the theater, check out; It's a Disaster.The film itself is far from being a disaster....

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Simplistic TV: The Blacklist: Premiere Episode

FILLINGThere were two shows I'd been pining to see all summer.  One stars a resurrected S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent.  The other stars Alan F%*KING Shore.  After watching the premiere of the latter, all I can say is this.  Not since Kiefer Sutherland's...

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The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: September Edition

Yay!  The rest of the months for the rest of the year end with -ber!  You can tell we are easily excited over on Simplistic Reviews, especially this month of September.As we reach the final quarter of 2013, and our one-year anniversary of podcasting...

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Playing a Film: The Last of Us

BLURRINGThe Last of Us - BlurringWith the next generation of gaming consoles on the horizon, the line between video games and film continue to blur.  Developers are creating one of a kind experiences that not only immerse you in a world, but give you direct...

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Simplistic Reviews Presents: Cinema and Suds, Munich/ He'Brew Genesis Dry Hopped Session Ale

Ask Dr. Wattley, the main reason to be a Jew is for the jokes.  Also, because the food is pretty good.  Have you ever had brisket with some potato pancakes and a bowl of matzoh ball soup?  Trust me, it's good.There is also the case about the supposed "Jew-run media" that everyone complains about, and sure, there are a few people of Jewish...

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Simplistic Reviews Presents: Cinema and Suds, Dogma and Weyerbacher Blasphemy Quadruple Ale

Hot topics are something we don't do too often on Simplistic Reviews, but when something happens we don't just sit idly by and not interject an opinion.  So here we go; who do you think gives better foot massages?  Vince Vega or Jules Winfield.  But in all seriousness.....who?I'll let you sit on that for a few while I get into this edition...

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Simplistic Reviews Presents: Cinema and Suds, Back to School and Russian River Redemption Blonde Ale/Founders Dirty Bastard Scotch Ale

When you think of college what do you normally think of?  Well, you might say those all-night study sessions, hours of hanging out in the library, or maybe even haggling your Philosophy professor over that "B" he gave you on your paper about the merits of Buddhism in rural Alabama.  Of course you're all wrong; it's those killer keggers at...

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Miami Connection

FRIENDSHIPMiami Connection - FriendshipBeing born in the early 1980s, I really missed out on that grand decade of acid-wash, cocaine cowboys, and mustaches.  Even though the early 1990s were simply an extension of the late 80s, I really wasn't cognizant of...

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