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| JACK BAUER (1) WINNER |
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| TYRION LANNISTER (9) |
Well, you can add midget to the magna carta long kill list of people Jack Bauer has sent to the next world. All he needs is a wizard, a dinosaur, and a unicorn and he gets a free smoothie.
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| BUFFY SUMMERS (2) WINNER |
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| SHERLOCK HOLMES (7) |
Much to the objection of fellow British smarty pants Giles, Buffy takes care of the world's greatest detective with relative ease. Somewhere Moriarty is slapping his forehead muttering, "You're telling me all I needed was a stake?!"
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| TITUS PULLO (6) |
RAYLAN GIVINS (3) WINNER |
Pullo has Raylan beat physically, but Raylan could easily out think the rugged Roman warrior. Knowing that Raylan has to deal with people as big and physically imposing a Titus F%*king Pullo on a daily basis makes me NEVER want to go to Kentucky.
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| XENA (5) WINNER |
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| OMAR LITTLE (4) |
Omar may have been warring on the mean streets of Baltimore for his entire life, but Xena has been warring around uncivilized lands filled with wizards, gods, and god knows what else. Oh and speaking of warring, it has been speculated that Xena's father was actually Ares. Ares as in THE GOD OF F%*KING WAR. Sorry Omar, its all in the game.
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