There were days when vampires were vampires and not whiny little bitches who sparkle in front of mouth-breathers. Vampires were bad-ass creatures of the night that seduced women and drained them of their blood while making them their vampire mates. Those were the days, or nights, if you will.
On this episode of Simply Horrifying we take on a little tale entitled "The Reluctant Vampire." A really strong episode from season three that finds Malcom McDowell as the titular vampire who works the night shift at the blood bank. Fearing for his job when a blood shortage hits, he succumbs to his primal nature to save the bank.
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