Slaughter Film Presents: Action Movie Time Machine - Cobra

EXTREME Welcome back to another “Action Movie Time Machine”. As we continue our trek into the realm of action films that have a flair for the more macabre, “Horror Movie Killers”, we will be looking closely at Sylvester Stallone and a Danish model who teach...

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Open Windows

CLOSEDOpen Windows - ClosedIt's strange how a trailer can make you want to see a film, but upon seeing said film, you really have to question your judgement. This is exactly how I felt about "Open Windows." There is an interesting premise, smart camerawork, and...

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The Simplistic Reviews Podcast (Ep. 36) January 2015

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLYIt's a brand new year and a brand new episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.  This month the boys are not just joined by a Vern...they are joined by The Vern from The As You Watch Podcast and The Vern's Video Video Vortex.  They pop his Simplistic cherry with a good ol' game of Kill, F&%k, Marry.  And...

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Unboxing/Review: Rotten Rentals > VHS Packs & Horror Collectibles

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!Ready to try something a little different?Here we go!We start our journey with an unknown package from my Simplistic Reviews Brother Matthew...

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Simplistic TV: Agent Carter Premiere Episode

SPIRITMaybe it's because I'm an unapologetic Marvel "fanboy".  Maybe it's because strong female heroines like Ellen Ripley, Beatrix Kiddo, and Sarah Connor have always been more interesting to me than their stereotypical square-jawed Dudley Do-Right male...

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Slaughter Film Presents: Action Movie Time Machine - Hero and the Terror

MISFIRE An odd thing happened recently as I was milling through my movie database. I noticed a strange similarity. During the '80s, there were a handful of action flicks that didn't just have a villain bent on revenge or world domination. These villains were...

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Foxcatcher

RELUCTANTFoxcatcher - Reluctant As 2014 trickled away, the push for all the potentially Oscar nominated fare slowly arrives in my neck of the woods, or courtesy of the Internet. Until the day arrives that I begin to receive screeners to watch at my leisure...

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