Slaughter Film Presents: Action Movie Time Machine - Double Impact

DOUBLE BLANDAll aboard! Keep all hands and feet inside the time machine at all times. This week we embark on a journey thru time to pay visit to several films that will leave you questioning your very eyeballs. In a series I’m calling “Double Vision”, we will...

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Simply TV: Star Wars Rebels...And Inexplicably Star Wars: The Clone Wars

POSSIBILITIESI am one of the few people who stuck with Cartoon Network's Clone Wars series.  All the way from its lackluster backdoor film pilot to its neatly completed Netflix series ender.  If you did as well, you got to see the series actually grow...

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Simply TV: Gotham (Pilot Episode)

BURNGotham - BurnHow can you go wrong with a show that takes in a universe in which Batman exists? There shouldn't be anything wrong with that......right? Well, how about a universe in which Batman MIGHT exist one day, but in order to get to that one day you have...

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Slaughter Film Presents: Action Movie Time Machine - Speed

RELENTLESS The year is 1994. Teenagers around the world mourned for the loss of Kurt Cobain. “Forest Gump”, “The Lion King” and “Pulp Fiction” all shared the silver screen together and Sony released the Playstation, revolutionizing the way future games would...

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SR Podcast (Ep. 30): September 2014 Die Hard: Movie Commentary

Christmas come early this year as the boys do a commentary for probably their favorite holiday film of all time.  The quintessential action film Die Hard.  Listen up for the syncing instructions and enjoy Die Hard the Simplistic Reviews way...with 3...

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Tusk or How a Fat Man is Changing Hollywood for the Better

MOVEMENTTusk - MovementWay back when we first started Simplistic Reviews, my first review was of "Zack and Miri Make a Porno." Of course when we first started it really wasn't so much reviews as it was merely talking about a specific scene that we enjoy. It was...

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Slaughter Film Presents: Action Movie Time Machine - Point Break

EXISTENTIAL ADRENALINE Now that my love letter to John Carpenter has come to a close, I was unsure what film, or group of films I should visit next. Should I board the “Action Movie Time Machine” and venture to the ‘80s to track down ol’ Chuck, finally,...

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