The boys are back, and ready to slap you, your momma, and your whole family in the face, literally. I mean you've heard the things they say, having your family slapped would be the least of your worries.
This month the boys have a rapid fire edition of talk in the new segment "Can Your Dig It?" And they fantasize about what might be in the pockets of film characters in the newest game "Get Your Hand Out Of My Pocket."
Plus, since The Simplistic Reviews is world renown, the guys get visited by Kevin Feige, Guillermo del Toro and the incomparable Al Pacino. No, really. Well...not really. But kinda really. That, Jessica Chastain hate, concern for Hayden Panettiere and what Keith David pulls out for air in this month's Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
Simplistic Sneak Peek Ep. 7FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLYOn this episode of Simplistic Sneak Peek, the boys take a look at three trailers with dark subject matter and one trailer a bit on the lighter side. During which time, Matt shows off his Terry G…Read More
Early Returns: The Expendables 3The Expendables 3: BloatedOn one hand The Expendables 3 is a bloated mess that does nothing to earn your money nor time. We have nothing but a shit ton of yesterday's great actors thrown into a film where they will not …Read More
Comic-Con Sneak Peek: ConstantineDRAWN Constantine - DrawnWhat? Another comic book property that is being visualized on the small screen? As if all of the big-screen adaptations aren't enough. I know this review already sounds pessimistic, and why shoul…Read More
They Came TogetherThey Came Together: HorribleI Justin Polizzi have decided to Kill Myself, This is my last will and testament.Why?Because I watched this film, I don't wanna live anymore.----- 83 mins before the suicide -----So one moment I'm …Read More
Guardians Of The Galaxy (DJ's Take)REWARDINGThe road to Guardians Of The Galaxy has a been a strange one if you think about it. When Marvel's cinematic universe potentate Kevin Feige announced at 2012's San Diego Comic-Con that the next big film coming d…Read More
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